Paugapalooza: A Sitting Down Hard Rager In Honor Of His Royal Bossness Tim\Timmy\Somejerkidontknow\Paug

These days it feels almost compulsory to throw a party for someone's birthday. Woo cake (feel the sarcasm through the internet) We thought "You know what would be better than a birthday party?" then We responded "A party for no reason other than to celebreate how awesome someone is!!!!" while we all touched our team somerville decoder ring together in the center of a circle.

So in case you have not figured it out or something

"Welcome to the party thrown to honor our bestest friend Tim Rusteika"

You sir are a boss. I would probably be dead from eating buffalo chicken pizzas everyday. You taking up cooking is ser epic and you can be assured that The Sir has you on the short list of the bossest boss.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSS

We met when you were like 12 years old and i was a BCH sophmore, You were one cute mother fucker

That cute face has trouble written all over it. I

On a personal note i could not ask for a better roommate. I have loved the living situation we have has for the last few years. You are one smart, funny, and a super boss (with that boss Lucy has given up reading and now is where i would say mean things about her, but i dont have any to say so back to you) Sometimes even a little sassy

I love you man. I love our crappy drafty apartment and we will both love whatever this is on the plate.

Directors note: if there is nothing... you know what to do brah

I want you to know much we all love you and even though i constanly tell you to go fuck yourself well i appreciate you. So over the course of this evening i want you to wrap yourself in the love everyone has for you, which will be pouring out on HIGH tonight.

OH YA!!!

Easton and I bribed, prodded and threatened a few TTers to see if they could contribute even though they are on the wrong side of "The Fly Over States". What we got back was awesome and you can totes feel the blood sweat and tears they put into it. 

Check 'em Out. Hell even Memo did one and that guys a jerk :) 

P.S. Watch out for that big kiss!! :)

A Few Choice #1s

 Beads? Who did you flash? You and Debra are always showing some skin at the drop of a hat

I love this pic, but i mostly love that everyone in the background is doing their best Me impression

I have never seen someone so pleased with their ability to ready upside down 

Fuck/Marry/Kill?

Stretch it out, out, out, Caramellow

Just a couple of Kooks. P,S: Trey's left pinkie toe told me Halloween is going to beee that one Bowie album... you know the one right

I can still feel the love from the day this was taken. Can you? Also remember when Sam rolled around on the group for 2 hours... #TrueStory

There can be only ONE! High-lander

YAAAARRRRRR!

This picture i HOT! and yes i am of course talking about you, you super hunk

Can you please wear this more often? In fact put it on now

The Allmans told me Phish was 100% going to play "Whipping Pot"

 Just too much awesome

 Everytime I see this my mouth waters... but for those Tiny Natures Boxes

I bet you anything this was taken at Giraffe O'Clock

Happiest I have seen anyone after missing the shot

 The Vitim. So Typical

I call this one: "In his Element" or "The Correct State for a Mental State