What a wonderful N00b

They Call Him Gooch Magoo

A limerick.

#1 of Mothership Cuteness Inside!!

Memo's Memo/Paug

So I didn’t want to do this.  However, they told me that if I didn’t do something for Paug day, I would have my bouncer status on plug revoked.  I don’t know what to say.   I don’t really like you.  I asked you to set up the beer trade for TT.  You failed.  You like trains, I have only ridden on one in my entire life, and I sat next to a weird Asian chick who I couldn’t tell if she was hitting on me.  I feel like this should be bullets...lets do that

• You hate TT repeats.  I push for 2001>2001 every day.
• Then there is this...http://i.imgur.com/Y2tdTqa.jpg  I clearly am saying something awesome, and you look so bored.  What kind of friend is that?  
• http://imgur.com/eWMgd42 WTF man...It is a Phish show, maybe dress that way? Even Barbarino looks halfway normal.
• Nobody criticizes my lack of TDG writing like you.  Thanks for the support.
• http://imgur.com/IUGAzmX  Maybe you could be a nice guy and share some friggin ice cream with me.  Thanks ass.
• Between you and I we did the entire Fall 2013 tour (6 shows a piece).  We were at zero of the same shows.  Thanks for planning your schedule opposite of me.  
• I have been to Boston 3 times.  Not once have you offered me a place to stay.  I offer you a place to stay in Buffalo every day.

Crap...I ran out of bad stuff to say…Guess I should put a couple of good points.

• You like Dr. Who
• You like Phish
• We have fun together at Phish shows especially during angry locomotive Carini sections
• I had my first Sour with you.  (Probably the greatest thing you have ever done in you life)
• We went to a Phish show in this http://i.imgur.com/7c844kh.jpg

In conclusion, I meant what I said above.  I don’t like you.  I friggin love you man.  

-TheMemo

Ode to Paug

You spend almost a full year getting to know somebody online. You talk everyday. You start to think, “Maybe he’s right for me?” You have a lot in common. After everything he says, you say to yourself, “Yep, that makes a lot of sense to me.” You start to think, “Maybe I should try to meet this guy in person? Will I be cool enough? Will he like me?” Before you know it, you’re supposed to meet the guy in Atlantic City. Kinda shady, kinda my style, everything checks out. The whole trip down to AC you recite your best jokes over and over in your head, you think, “Don’t blow it now!”

Then you get there, you meet the guy, you party a little bit… and then this happens…

and then this…

And you know! Your suspicions were correct.  He’s perfect.

-Rockie