So I didn’t want to do this. However, they told me that if I didn’t do something for Paug day, I would have my bouncer status on plug revoked. I don’t know what to say. I don’t really like you. I asked you to set up the beer trade for TT. You failed. You like trains, I have only ridden on one in my entire life, and I sat next to a weird Asian chick who I couldn’t tell if she was hitting on me. I feel like this should be bullets...lets do that
- You hate TT repeats. I push for 2001>2001 every day.
- Then there is this...http://i.imgur.com/Y2tdTqa.jpg I clearly am saying something awesome, and you look so bored. What kind of friend is that?
- http://imgur.com/eWMgd42 WTF man...It is a Phish show, maybe dress that way? Even Barbarino looks halfway normal.
- Nobody criticizes my lack of TDG writing like you. Thanks for the support.
- http://imgur.com/IUGAzmX Maybe you could be a nice guy and share some friggin ice cream with me. Thanks ass.
- Between you and I we did the entire Fall 2013 tour (6 shows a piece). We were at zero of the same shows. Thanks for planning your schedule opposite of me.
- I have been to Boston 3 times. Not once have you offered me a place to stay. I offer you a place to stay in Buffalo every day.
Crap...I ran out of bad stuff to say…Guess I should put a couple of good points.
- You like Dr. Who
- You like Phish
- We have fun together at Phish shows especially during angry locomotive Carini sections
- I had my first Sour with you. (Probably the greatest thing you have ever done in you life)
- We went to a Phish show in this http://i.imgur.com/7c844kh.jpg
In conclusion, I meant what I said above. I don’t like you. I friggin love you man.
-TheMemo
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